The Stick Figure

The Project BFOTWS was unofficially launched on Thursday. The unofficial launch made me question the genius of the project as a whole. The defining factor can only be described as a stick figure in dress slacks dancing like he was bobbing for apples right side up. He was originally dancing with women, then he switched to men, dancing quite provocatively, I must say. He began holding the hand of one guy, which really made sense, we thought. Until he began dancing with yet another man in the same group, ass-grazing and all.

As you have probably surmised, this was not at all a successful venture.